anyway, that pretty much is it, besides I need a blog post this month so yah.
You see, I love pranks. I love trying to stop them happening to yourself, and try to make them happen towards someone else. However, those pranks come a the first of april for a ridiculous reason. Originally, the first of april was around the first day of the year. This makes sense. Life starts BEGINNING in spring, from new born baby animals (which would have died if they had been born in winter, so are born specifically when the weather warms), to flowers and plants growing anew. This is the beginning of the year for life, but for whatever reason, somewhere in between the middle ages and the 1800s, it was moved to January 1. Then, some other holidays combined, and people celebrating January 1st as the new year pestered and played pranks on the "fools," who actually knew what they were talking about. Anyway, good luck with pranks U.R.F. is awesome, good night.
Daniel
PS
We should start celebrating January Fools Day :D
Also, correct me if I am wrong please :)
Dear teeth,
First off, I want to state that, through all of what I am about to say, I love you. I don’t want to be ineffectively gumming my food, or having to hand make my food into a small, swallowable pulverized pulp. Despite that, you sort are terrible. There are a few ways that you actually terrible, instead, you are terrible at continuing work.
Unlike many animals, humans have a limited amount teeth. Why, human teeth, do you not act like the shark’s teeth, with an infinite amount of replaceable teeth, or like the manatee’s teeth, which come in in an infinite choochoo train of molars, or like the teeth of a rodent, which continuously grow? Instead, you only regrow once. If I were to stop brushing my teeth, that would be it. One by one, my teeth would soften and fall out. The worst thing isn’t that you are non-regenerable, but that you seem to melt when faced with your main task, food. Despite the fact that you don’t melt or burn until insane temperatures (of which I forget, but I know are to high for your other body parts to survive). Why if you have this ability, can't you eat lots of candy, and be fine in the next couple weeks (without brushing and flossing).
Also, why are you sometimes crooked, I dislike braces a lot, so if people could just have straight teeth, that would be great. And wisdom teeth. To wisdom teeth all I have to say is : WHYYYYYYYY
Love,
Daniel
I am going to start a blog, I have no idea on what to post, but I wanted to make it for later.
First off, I would like to thank Blogger / Google for letting me do this in all HTML5 because it is awesome, but really, I don't want to join google+. I may later, put the more you try, less I want to join it.
Anyway, Hello, Goodbye
Have an awesome day :D
PS: I am not a gud spillar
